Archive for November, 2011

Rump N Rens

Posted: November 5, 2011 in Short and Shorter Stories

One night, a truck at the fringe of the city stopped when a spaceship landed right in its path. The driver immediately got out and ran into the darkness leaving his terrified friend behind.

The driver hid and watched as a little old lady stepped out, handed his friend something, commenced her countdown and left.

The driver returned and asked his friend what happened. The lady told him it was not wise to keep company with a fellow who would desert his friend in a moment of danger and gave him a coupon for Mrs. Argo’s Rump N Rens Pies.

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